Is Carnival Cruise Lines run by carnies?
Surviving passengers of the doomed vessel “Costa Concordia” helmed by The Chicken Of The Sea filed a class-action suit in Miami, where Carnival (the owner of the ship) is based. Victims are seeking $160,000 each, which adds up to nearly $513 million if all 3,206 passengers are paid.
In additon to 30% off, Carnival Cruise Lines is offering unlimited margarita re-fills between 12 and 1PM at approved pools, some restrictions may apply
I don’t know about you, but I think living though that nightmare is worth more than $160,000. Let’s make it an even million per person.
Adding insult to injury, Carnival has offered 30% off future cruises for those who didn’t lose their lives on their trip to hell and back.
A free cruise would be a joke, but 30% off? Are you freaking KIDDING me?
And…is it just me or does the name “Carnival Cruise Lines” usually come up in cruise ship disaster stories?
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