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Manhunt makes Cruise an offer he’ll clearly refuse

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The gay networking/dating site Manhunt has offered actor Tom Cruise–now being divorced by third wife Katie Holmes–a lifetime membership. If you believe what some people believe about a certain sect, that could mean a rather short-term subscription.

Anyhow, the chances that Cruise would act on such an overture are next to zero. I mean, come on. We all know he is an avowed heterosexual of the sofa-trampolining kind. You’ve heard the term “straight arrow,” right?

But if Cruise were to take the company up on this generous offer, it’s safe to say that it would be raining men for the Rain Man star.  We’re talking monsoons.

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