Kathy Griffin calls Elisabeth Hasselbeck out on her buffoonery [VIDEO]
On tonight’s Kathy, Kathy Griffin slams Hasselbeck for her “Jan Brewer” attitude towards the Prez during The View interview & explains that Elisabeth is an outclassed “Survivor.” Watch the video here!
“How do Donna Summer’s name appear in the phone book?”
After the initial shock of Donna Summer’s death, this was my first thought. R.I.P. sweet Donna…
Rosie’s excellent hearing and Blotchyface — a cautionary tale
I love when people like this are busted. What the fucketh is wrong with people? From Rosie’s blog… Rosie, a photo of Heinz would rock this blog post. Pretty please?
Argh! — Check out these ‘two’ pirates!
One dog dressed as two pirates carrying a treasure chest. It’s a good thing.
Quote of The Day: Conan O’Brien
.@Snooki is considering filming her childbirth, on the off chance there’s someone out there who hasn’t seen her vagina yet. — Conan O’Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 16, 2012
It’s all the rage — “Oh Lord Jesus it’s a fire!” official merch by Sweet Brown
You and nearly 5 million others have watched Sweet Brown on the six o’clock news talking about a local fire. Now you can crack open a “cold pop” and eat some “barbecue” while you wear your Sweet Brown approved apparel. Hurry! — order while supplies last Jesus! CHECK THE DANCE MIX!
Quote of the Day — “Nurse Jackie”
O’Hara… “Cooking dinner on a hot plate, surrounded by a half a million dollars worth of shoes I can’t even wear, Coop circling my unborn baby. What’s more frightening than that?” Jackie… “Zoey in my kitchen stirring Spaghetti-O’s in a kimono?”
Happy Birthday, Georgie – You Are Missed… Terribly
I have spent an entire life loving George Carlin: my father was a fan of his standup in the 70’s and 80’s; I grew up on Class Clown and Carlin at Carnegie. Language was colorful in my house. My brothers and sister never picked that up from him, but I was blessed with my dad’s penchant for cursing and knew those seven words at a much younger age than I should have or that my teachers then would have appreciated. As I grew up and my own views began to take shape Carlin came along with me. As my devoutly…
Kris Humphries in on joke — ponders letting people kick him in the crotch
Kris Humphries is a Douchebag Kris Humphries meets with his new management team who have some ideas about a makeover. Kris Humphries is a Douchebag from Kris Humphries Bonus: Kanye West gets dissed via eye wear — which is richly deserved. Love this!
Bruce Vilanch on President Obama’s endorsment of gay marriage “As a lesbian I’m very happy”
In case you’ve been living under a rock and need the 411 –Bruce Vilanch is a gag writer who, according to Nathan Lane, has given stars “more lines than a Hollywood coke dealer.” He’s the man behind the quips at such events as the Oscars and other made-for-TV events (you thought they were the actors’ random thoughts? Think again!). Bruce’s clients include Billy, Whoopi, Robin, Bette and even Barbra. And he’s the object of affection in the hilarious must see doc, Get Bruce! — which features cameos by everyone who’s anyone. Did I mention he has the best t-shirt collection…
