Dec 15
Instead of the usual cheeky cold open, Saturday Night Live began tonight with a the New York Children’s Chorus singing “Silent Night.” After a fade-out, the lights came back up and the kids shouted the familiar “Live from New York, this is Saturday night….”
Was this an effective opening at a moment when any spoken words would never have been able to effectively comment on the atrocity in Connecticut on Friday. Or–considering that this opener led to a silly follow-up with host Martin Short singing a song about how Christmas is a horny time when “men’s trousers stick out”–was the effort to deal with the tragedy a mistake?
UPDATE: At the end of the program, the children returned to sing “Simply Having a Wonderful Christmastime” with musical guest Paul McCartney.
Dec 15

I like Hallmark movies because you can take a 90 minute nap in the middle and not miss anything.
— Jocelyn Plums (@FilthyRichmond) December 15, 2012
Celebrate life’s moments with the Hallmark Movie Channel!
Dec 6
The folks at BuzzFeed put together one of the funniest pages on the Internet. For real.

Check out 19 People Who Are Having A Way Worse Day Than You.
Dec 5
This really is the best Christmas music video ever produced.
And by the “best,” I mean the “creepiest.”
Let’s start with the title of the video. You just know “I Think You Might Like It” is the line Travolta used on male masseurs and room service staff as he dropped his robe to the floor.
Let’s face it. No one liked that. Some even sued.
Just watch the video.
Sorry about that.
There’s so much to process, isn’t there? I feel violated and entertained all at once. The kick-ass convertible going 3 miles per hour, Travolta pretending he likes sex with women, the creepy security guard — they even managed to jam in a “hoedown” of sorts.
Hell, in my spare time I even noticed they weren’t wearing seat belts on their slow-moving joy-ride.

This is not awkward
But you gotta give them props.
Much like Travolta pulled off that itchy wig once the director said, “It is what it is. That’s a wrap…”
Dec 4

Reservoir Dogs
The hyper-kooky director, screenwriter, producer, actor and music buff is holding “one night only” screenings of his most popular films, kicking off with one of my all-time faves — Reservoir Dogs — on Dec. 4, with a Pulp Fiction screening on Dec. 6, nationwide.

Pulp Fiction
But wait, there’s more!
Tarantino’s highly anticipated film Django Unchained hits theaters on Christmas Day!
Get all the deets here.

Fun Fact: The name “P!nk” was inspired by the character “Mr. Pink” in Reservoir Dogs.
Nov 29
It’s never funny to laugh at someone’s misfortune. Unless it’s this.
This prank show airs in Brazil.
Nov 19
Mix rock ‘n roll, a bawdy Italian chick, good food — and a dash of irreverence — and what do you have?