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Feb 13
Happy Birthday, Stockard Channing!
- Stockard Channing is having another birthday. Whooooop!
Yes, Stockard Channing. She was born February 13, 1944 in New York City.
Most of you know and love Stocks for her turn in Grease.
The name is Rizzo. Betty Rizzo.
Posted by Michael Roman
Feb 10
Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June slims down while their Christmas tree falls down
English subtitles are necessary for the English speaking audience
Yes, I know it’s February.
But “Honey Boo Boo’s Mama June Slims Down While Their Christmas Tree Falls Down” is the most shared article on People.com — which means we’re all going to get dumber, faster.
But — it really is a good story.
- The Boo Boo Christmas tree came crashing down (see video) because instead of topping the tree with a star, they put something up there called “Nugget.”
Posted by Michael Roman
Feb 9
Jesus-y Crap: For thine is the kingdom and glory of Jesus Kanye & Virgin Kardashian
Kanye West and his “girlfriend” Kim Kardashian have taken photos of themselves with their arms outstretched in front of the Christ the Redeemer statue in Brazil. Read More
Posted by Michael Roman
Feb 7
An 87-year-old college student named Rose stole the show
On the first day of school, our professor introduced himself and challenged us to get to know someone we didn’t already know.
I stood up to look around when a gentle hand touched my shoulder. I turned round to find a wrinkled, little old lady beaming up at me with a smile that lit up her entire being.
She said, “Hi handsome. My name is Rose. I’m eighty-seven years old. Can I give you a hug?”
I laughed and enthusiastically responded, “Of course you may!” and she gave me a giant squeeze.
“Why are you in college at such a young, innocent age?” I asked. Read More
Posted by Michael Roman
Feb 6
The Dumbest Girl in America is 18-year-old Penelope Soto
- A Florida court video has gone viral after 18-year-old Penelope Soto was sentenced to jail time after she cursed at the judge and flipped him the bird.
Posted by Michael Roman
Feb 5
“Smash” Season 2 Premiere: Succulent Superb Smashing Success!
I never liked Smash.
Smash was a slow moving martini-splashing bore-fest.
But Smash, as it turns out, is one sneaky bitch. Uptight at first, but put a few beers into her and the gal has jazzy jazz-hands! Read More
Posted by Michael Roman
Feb 2
Things that would be awesome: Mac Powers in real life
Don’t you just love that satisfying crunching sound your Mac makes after it empties the trash? I do. It’s (almost) as satisfying as taking a big s-shaped dump.
That’s why I want this invented.
Thanks in advance, future Apple CEO who hasn’t been born yet.
Posted by Michael Roman
Feb 1
Found comedy: “Let me give you my answer! Colored crayons!”
Cleaning out your basement can lead to finding stuff you forgot about. Or things other people forgot about.
Today I hit pay dirt.
“Heloise’s Housekeeping Hints by…Heloise.”
One of Heloise’s hints (bless her heart) deals with fashion:
For the full story (worn book-spine is worth it alone), including a suggestion for “wives” who love “colored sheets” but can’t afford them, look here.
Posted by Michael Roman
Jan 30
“Momager” Kris Jenner to host new “Talk Show” this Summer entitled “Kris”
I’m the new bat-sh*t crazy Oprah!
Fox Television Stations and 20th Century Fox Television announced that Kris Jenner will host her own talk show, “Kris,” debuting this summer on Fox stations in New York, Los Angeles and other select cities, Us Weekly reported.
“‘Kris’ will offer “a daily jolt of celebrity guests, fashion & beauty trends; plus a mix of lifestyle topics — all through the distinctive and unpredictable perspective of Kris Jenner,” according to a press release obtained by the Los Angeles Times.
Let’s walk though this.
1) Celebrity guests — The Kardashian family! Kanye West, Lamar Odom, Scott Disick and a “surprise” confrontation with Kris Humphries.
2) Fashion and beauty trends — Kris Jenner’s Botox and cosmetic surgery procedures. Jenner’s Red Bull and cigarette diet.
3) Lifestyle topics — How she used to beat her kids and how to stop the aging process by acting like a douche.
4) Distinctive –The fetus of Kim Kardashian will sit off to the side providing “one liners” a la Chuy on Chelsea Lately.
5) Unpredictable perspective — Xanax and vodka induced takes on “hot topics.”
I’m in.
Posted by Michael Roman
Jan 28
Animated Photo of the Day: Nicole Kidman giving a Lap Dance to Jimmy Kimmel [Endless Loop]
During Matt Damon‘s “Jimmy Kimmel Live” takeover (a special evening titled “Jimmy Kimmel Sucks!”) Nicole Kidman greeted Jimmy Kimmel — who was strapped to a chair — with a lap dance.
Kidman described the dry humping dance as “impromptu,” saying that she was just doing what had already been done before.
“Robin Williams had done it before, so I thought, ‘Well, why not?’” Kidman explained.
Posted by Michael Roman
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