Post Date Nov 30

Jenny Johnson slams Celebuzz & explains how she took Chris Brown down in new GQ article

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Jenny Johnson writes of her recent Twitter feud with Chris Brown — which led Brown to deactivate his Twitter account…

Nice face, shart-head

“I won’t say I regret what I did, but I will say I have learned from it. I chose to turn a lazy Sunday watching football with my husband into a total shitstorm. I never thought I’d see the chicks on The View attempt to break down our interaction on Twitter (if they only knew how little thought and effort go into anything I tweet, there is literally nothing to break down). I didn’t think I would be invited to be a guest on their show or any other TV or radio program. I didn’t think Celebuzz would post an ‘exclusive interview’ that I never gave. What they did was post bits and pieces from previous print and podcast interviews I did a year ago, made other shit up and called it an ‘exclusive interview.’”

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Post Date Nov 29

NEW DETAILS — Lindsay Lohan on “coke and booze” bender before sucker-punching psychic?

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Lindsay was completely out of control. She was drinking way too much booze and was doing cocaine,” an eyewitness revealed to RadarOnline about the latest Lohan escapade in a NYC nightclub Thursday morning.

Lindsay Lohan hides under a jacket while leaving a New York City police station.


“The whole thing started when the girl in the club asked to take a picture with Lindsay. Lindsay said no and was really rude about it, so the girl just continued dancing with her friends,” the source said.

The insider also stated that Lindsay “wouldn’t let it go” and was so annoyed with the victim, Tiffany Eve Mitchell, that she purposely antagonized her and “shoved Tiffany on the way to the bathroom.”

Other club goers claim they witnessed Lohan not only sucker-punch, but spit on fellow patron and ex-psychic, Tiffany Eve Mitchell.

TMZ is now reporting the real reason behind the incident was over a boy they were both after, a one Max from the band “The Wanted.”

As the evening wore on, we’re told Lindsay got drunker and drunker, and it turned Max off. He then started talking to another woman, which enraged Lindsay. That woman is the one Lindsay is accused of battering. (FYI — Max was also really drunk).

Ironically, Max washed his hands of both of them — found another girl in the club — and went home with her instead, while Lindsay ended up in jail.

UPDATE: Lindsay Lohan Formally Charged With 3 Misdemeanors For Lying To Cops

Dr. Drew weighed in, giving this statement today.

“Lindsay is very sick. She is going to die if she doesn’t get help.”

Post Date Nov 26

Comedian Jenny Johnson receiving death threats from Chris Brown Fans [EXPLOSIVE VIDEO]

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Chris Brown — “Made by Monsters” indeed

Twitter is blowing up with all sorts of death threats aimed squarely at writer / comedian Jenny Johnson and they are coming directly from Team Woman Beater “Team Breezy” — AKA fans of “singer” Chris Brown.

It all started when Brown Tweeted: “I look old as f*ck! I’m only 23…”

To which Johnson replied: “I know! Being a worthless piece of s*it can really age a person.”

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After many back and forth zingers — which Brown clearly could not intellectually keep up with — Brown deleted his Twitter account.

Here’s where I have a beef with Whoopi Goldberg, whom I adore. Goldberg called for the deletion of Jenny Johnson’s Twitter account. Whatever happened to “this is comedy” and a little thing called “free speech?”

The Tweets that brought bully Chris Brown to his knees

Before Brown went crying to his mommy, he Tweeted this…

Brown is not upset, he’s merely mentally unstable

Your move, Rihanna.

Post Date Nov 25

Florida Sheriff admits to bungling Casey Anthony Case

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Key computer history evidence was missed by police in the investigation of Casey Anthony who stood trial and was acquitted for the murder of her daughter Caylee Anthony in 2011, the Orange County, Florida Sheriff’s office finally admitted on Sunday November 25, 2012.

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Capt. Angelo Nieves acknowledged a WKMG-TV report that his office’s computer investigator missed a June 16, 2008 Google search for “fool-proof suffocation” methods. June 16, 2008 was the last day Caylee was seen alive.

If you or I go 10 MPH over the speed limit in Florida we get ticketed, and most likely charged.

Yet, Florida cops let a child killer go free due to their ineptness and nothing happens. Their response?

“We’ll learn from this mistake.”

Good enough for you? Me either.

By the way, deputies admitted that whoever in the house did the search misspelled “suffocation.”

Post Date Nov 21

Lindsey Stone fired from Life due to Arlington Cemetery incident

Lindsey Stone was recently fired from her job after she flipped the bird and appeared to be shouting in front of the “Silence and Respect” sign at the Tomb of the Unknown Soldier, the hallowed monument dedicated to our nation’s fallen war heroes at Arlington National Cemetery, where President Obama placed a wreath on Veteran’s Day.

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Post Date Nov 9

Hollywood menace Jonah Hill treats black CNN anchor like “The Help” [VIDEO]

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CNNs Don Lemon and actor Jonah Hill

 

Grade-A douchebag and un-funnyman Jonah Hill is at it again.

CNN’s Don Lemon had a sour run-in with the “actor” and “comic” during a chance encounter at a hotel in Cincinnati.

Lemon had simply wanted to say hello and to shake hands with an actor he thought was funny.

But Hill was having none of that.

Lemon said on CNN, “Jonah Hill treated me like the help when all I wanted to say was, ‘I like you. I think you’re funny.’ He just kind of gave me the wet hand shake, like, ‘Oh,’ and just walked away.”

There’s nothing worse than a limp handshake! That alone is off-putting.

But to add insult to injury, Hill acting as if he’s all that and above it all to anyone, let alone to well- respected CNN anchor Don Lemon, simply reinforces Hill’s well-documented ego — which is even larger than his big fat head.

Not only does Don Lemon have a very cool vibe on TV, but he also exudes that same genuineness in person. Unfortunately, the day I saw Lemon was at the funeral of Whitney Houston.

The mood at the scene was so very somber, I didn’t think it appropriate, nor was I even in the mood, to cheerfully introduce myself to anyone.

But next time I see Lemon — which hopefully won’t be on another tragic day — I will introduce myself.

And I’ll bet his handshake will be the opposite of grasping a cold, wet fish.

Post Date Nov 4

Guess who’s portraying Rush Limbaugh on film?

Do the Limbaugh! (How low can you go?”)

Philip Seymour Hoffman as Truman Capote? Don’t be ridiculous.

Leonardo DiCaprio as J. Edgar Hoover. You’ve gotta be kidding.

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Post Date Oct 18

Bristol Palin escorted out of ABC Studios by security

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Buh-bye!

Fine, maybe it didn’t go down quite like that.

But the fun fact is, Bristol, neither a star or a dancer, was given the boot by viewers and judges alike. And that gives me a warm fuzzy feeling inside.

Post Date Oct 8

GOP Neanderthal: “Control your unruly children by having them executed”

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“To the gallows with ye, devil-riddled brat!”

Taking a literal interpretation of the Bible to its furthest reaches can help wacked-out theocrats get more publicity than a naked stroll through Times Square in the middle of a blizzard. But whether it helps their candidacy for public office is another story.

Republican Charlie Fuqua is running for the state legislature in Arkansas. In a 2012 book called God’s Law, Fuqua suggests that Americans could benefit from a law allowing them to have their rebellious children put to death:

This is the Fuqua who’s recommending permanent time-outs for problem kids.

“The maintenance of civil order in society rests on the foundation of family discipline. Therefore, a child who disrespects his parents must be permanently removed from society in a way that gives an example to all other children of the importance of respect for parents.”

Fuqua says parents shouldn’t be required to have their children executed, but he wants them to have that Bible-sanctioned option as a legal reality.

Fuqua is a staunch opponent of abortion, by the way (or, rather “of course”).

Way to grab a headline, Charlie. I’m thinking, though, that this kind of justice probably went out of fashion with most folks a few years back…say 1999.

B.C.

More details (from the Huffington Post) HERE.

Post Date Oct 4

Exit Light, Enter Romney — Willard’s New Campaign Theme Song

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My ‘magic underwear’ is getting itchy

Hey, young people!

Do you have a mom or a sister or a grandmother?

Ya think they’d like to have control of their own vaginas — if they, God forbid, should be raped?

Should your mother have to choose whether to have chemo, or pay her electric bill?

Moving on, why won’t Willard show us his tax returns? Do you know why? — does he have something to hide?

Do you subvert paying your fair share of income taxes by funneling your money into off-shore bank accounts in the Cayman Islands or in Switzerland?

Willard does.

Is this the douchey face you’d like to see as the next leader of the free world?

Please, don’t mock the vote, rock it.

No matter what you think, or who your ‘party’ is, get off of your asses and vote.

Thank you.

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