Post Date Mar 23

Project Runway 11.9: Oh Lord (and Taylor) Almighty!

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Did you think this was a show about fashion?

 

Oh, foolish you.

 

The clothes in this show are like the plot in a Cole Porter show: the flimsiest wisp of a pretense.

What matters is the singing!

Or in this case, the drama.

[Note to self: pitch a reality show to the networks about a nightclub singer / evangelist on a cruise ship. Then sit back and let the waves of cash roll in!]

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Post Date Mar 17

Project Runway 11.8: Don’t Cry for Me, Laughing Nina

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Our dedicated judges are looking out for us. Photogenic professionals Heidi Klum, Nina Garcia and Zac Posen wish to coax the best designs out of everyone, so they hand-pick this week’s two teams to ensure the perfect complement of design skill, taste and style. Fittingly (har-har – fittingly!), it’s how I imagine a papal conclave must be. Sadly, the Vatican does not have the same fabulous skill set at as our beloved judges, or maybe we’d be saying hello to Pope Donatella Versace today. Not to get all religio-political, but even Pope Rob Portman might be an improvement over certain passive Argentinean dinosaurs who actually get to be Pope.

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Post Date Mar 14

Who leaves a $50,000 watch in their car? I won’t tap dance around it…

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Law enforcement sources told TMZ that Julianne Hough was in Hollywood visiting a friend, and when she returned to her Mercedes in the parking lot — three expensive pieces of jewelry in the car were…missing!including a $50,000 watch.

Who could have foreseen that jewels left in a parked car could have somehow been stolen? The gall.

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Post Date Mar 14

“Computer Says No” to New York Post’s “Fire kills tranny in dairy den”

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The NY Post applied for a press pass to the GLAAD Media Awards but was denied because of its history of anti-trans coverage, GLAAD reports:

“GLAAD was founded in 1985 to challenge The New York Post’s blatantly anti-gay coverage of the HIV/AIDS crisis. More than 27 years later, the paper continues to defame the LGBT community with its sensational framing of transgender stories and its disgraceful practice of referring to transgender people with vulgar slurs. Below are just a few of the paper’s recent dehumanizing headlines and stories:”

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Post Date Mar 12

Everything Counts in Large Amounts with Depeche Mode’s “Delta Machine”

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Lord Jesus! — it wasn’t a fire on Letterman — it was Depeche Mode.

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Post Date Mar 11

[VIDEO] “The View” — Behar Leaves. Hasselbeck Stays. Ling has Baby.

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The View will be Joyless.joy1 Elisabeth Hasselbeck didn’t get fired (although Barbara Walters suggested that Hasselbeck might be thinking about hitting the road.)

What rabbit will Babs pull out of her hat next?

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Post Date Mar 10

Project Runway 11.7: Where’s Carrie when you need her?

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Mister_Pig_PRBreak out the pig’s blood, y’all, we’re going to prom!

You may remember that Benjamin went home last week. Do you care? You have such a short attention span. You may also remember that Amanda did not go home last week, contrary to all the smart money. Many people feel cheated out of their smart money, chief amongst them Kate. She opines that Amanda is the weakest designer in the workroom. Amanda takes her situation in a charmingly self-deprecating way. You guys, I LIKE her.

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Post Date Mar 10

Michael Jackson’s real death day was January 27th, 1984

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Michael Jackson was born August 29, 1958 in Gary, Indiana and died on June 25, 2009 in Los Angeles.

But the demise of the Michael Jackson was born from a January 27th 1984 Pepsi commercial in which The King of Pop starred in.

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Post Date Mar 10

Valerie Harper on Her Terminal Diagnosis: ‘We Can Face Anything’

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Val will appear on Today, tomorrow, Monday March 11.

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Post Date Mar 9

“Bum” rap from Matt Damon of “Behind the Candelabra”

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A while back, we reported here on SimplyShowbiz.com about Behind the Candelabra, the upcoming HBO movie about legendary showman Liberace and his boyfriend Scott Thorson. The project, directed by Steven Soderbergh, stars Michael Douglas as Liberace and Matt Damon as Thorson.

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