Did you think this was a show about fashion?
Oh, foolish you.
What matters is the singing!
[Note to self: pitch a reality show to the networks about a nightclub singer / evangelist on a cruise ship. Then sit back and let the waves of cash roll in!]
Our dedicated judges are looking out for us. Photogenic professionals Heidi Klum, Nina Garcia and Zac Posen wish to coax the best designs out of everyone, so they hand-pick this week’s two teams to ensure the perfect complement of design skill, taste and style. Fittingly (har-har – fittingly!), it’s how I imagine a papal conclave must be. Sadly, the Vatican does not have the same fabulous skill set at as our beloved judges, or maybe we’d be saying hello to Pope Donatella Versace today. Not to get all religio-political, but even Pope Rob Portman might be an improvement over certain passive Argentinean dinosaurs who actually get to be Pope.
Law enforcement sources told TMZ that Julianne Hough was in Hollywood visiting a friend, and when she returned to her Mercedes in the parking lot — three expensive pieces of jewelry in the car were…missing! — including a $50,000 watch.
Who could have foreseen that jewels left in a parked car could have somehow been stolen? The gall.
The View will be Joyless. Elisabeth Hasselbeck didn’t get fired (although Barbara Walters suggested that Hasselbeck might be thinking about hitting the road.)
What rabbit will Babs pull out of her hat next?