Thank you so much: A Thanksgiving Day Message of Joy

Thank you, Kim Kardashian, for marrying and divorcing Shrek in less time than it took me to get bifocals from LensCrafters. Thank you, Justin Bieber, for dashing the hopes of 57 pregnant teen girls’ get-rich-quick schemes…and those were just Mariah Yeater’s cousins. Thank you, Ann Coulter, for wearing black whore dresses during the 10AM hour [...]