Kelly Oxford — the very funny writer who refuses to follow us on Twitter — is all up in the news promoting her new book: Everything Is Perfect When You’re A Liar.
Not on Red Bull. I’m addicted to the stuff. I hear they’re trying to make it illegal in some states. I totally get it. Booze and cigarettes have never done any harm. Neither have guns.
If you can correctly identify 2 Starbucks drinks but can’t correctly identify 2 types of trees, stick a fork in an electrical socket. — kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) February 25, 2012
UPDATE: I’m having an imaginary feud with Kelly Oxford because she did not insist that her fans leave mean comments for her, here — as she requested regarding her new gig as reported by deadline.com. Son Of A Bitch!! Kelly Oxford: Funny, smart, succinct (which comes in handy on Twitter) and beautiful. It really isn’t […]