If you can correctly identify 2 Starbucks drinks but can’t correctly identify 2 types of trees, stick a fork in an electrical socket. — kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) February 25, 2012
UPDATE: I’m having an imaginary feud with Kelly Oxford because she did not insist that her fans leave mean comments for her, here — as she requested regarding her new gig as reported by deadline.com. Son Of A Bitch!! Kelly Oxford: Funny, smart, succinct (which comes in handy on Twitter) and beautiful. It really isn’t [...]