This Week in God: Members of Congress usually blame the terrorists for 9-11. Congresswoman Michele Bachmann blames Americans, for displeasing God.
Michele Bachmann announced today that she was going to “stand aside” by dropping out of the presidential race after coming in dead last in the Iowa caucuses. Isn’t that sort of like coming in an hour after everyone else in a marathon and then saying, I’m going to step aside and let everyone else win? [...]
Nobody sees a silver lining like Michael Musto of The Village Voice. In his year-end-in-review piece in this week’s edition of the enduring freebie, he begins his salute to the absurdities of 2011 by asserting that the “lingering desperation” brought on by economic meltdown has made New York City a place that aspires to Disneyland-style [...]
Ann Coulter‘s recent interview with Joy Behar (available on the Huffington Post today) was a fun, rapidly paced exchange between two women on opposite ends of the political spectrum who admire each other for being very funny. Ann was there to push her book Demonic: How the Liberal Mob is Endangering America , which she [...]
Thank you, Kim Kardashian, for marrying and divorcing Shrek in less time than it took me to get bifocals from LensCrafters. Thank you, Justin Bieber, for dashing the hopes of 57 pregnant teen girls’ get-rich-quick schemes…and those were just Mariah Yeater’s cousins. Thank you, Ann Coulter, for wearing black whore dresses during the 10AM hour [...]
Saturday Night Live began its 37th season with a sharp, fast-moving and funny episode, led by the great Alec Baldwin (with Radiohead as musical guests and cameos by Steve Martin and Seth Rogen). I’m one of the few people left in America, I think, who actually looks forward with relish to SNL’s return to new [...]
The Typical Republican Voter spends life in a completely sterile environment, hermetically sealed against bacteria, viruses, facts and other harmful debris. Their food is meticulously prepared and is made entirely of high fructose corn syrup. Their only human contact comes in the form of the gloved hands of Michele Bachmann. Perhaps the above quote is [...]
WASHINGTON – Republican presidential candidate Michele Bachmann told Floridians Sunday that Hurricane Irene and the earthquake felt along much of the East Coast last week were messages from God to warn “politicians” to start heeding divine guidance, which she suggested is being channeled through small government conservatives. “I don’t know how much God has to [...]