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Rick Santorum and son John Santorum: two-time losers

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Former Pennsylvania Sen. Rick Santorum‘s son John lost his race to become class president at the Citadel, a public military college in South Carolina. Rick Santorum has been the target of criticism from writer and activist Dan Savage. *SingleTearDrop*

Rick Santorum officially endorses Mitt Romney [VIDEO]

Rick Santorum found the various gaffes of his campaign very humorous.  The extreme right-wing zealot was all smiles as Morgan played a reel of his “greatest hits.” What tickled “frothy” pink? 1) The time he bragged that John F. Kennedy makes him want to throw up,  2) His opposition to women in the military, and […]

Doctor heal thyself — Rick Santorum wants to pray Dan Savage’s gay away

In an interview with the website RealClearReligion published Monday, Santorum was asked what he would say to Savage. “I would tell him that I’m praying for him,” he replied. “He obviously has some serious issues. You look at someone like that who can say and do the things that he’s doing and you just pray […]

Desperate times call for desperate measures — Rick Santorum begs the public to buy “sweater vests” to help floundering campaign

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Santorum is so desperate for campaign funding, he’s resorting to selling things on eBay. Extended by popular demand! For a limited time, donate $100 or more using the form below, and we will send you an official Rick Santorum For President sweater vest . . .Don’t let sleeves slow you down — donate today! You […]

Santorum’s anti-porn rhetoric is Fluke-ishly inconsistent

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“Ms. Fluke and the rest of you feminazis, here’s the deal. If we are going to pay for your contraceptives, and thus pay for you to have sex, we want something for it, and I’ll tell you what it is. We want you to post the videos online so we can all watch.” While some […]

Gingrich advisor floats “Moonman and the Prig” dream team scheme: Get ready, Lorne Michaels!

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Speaking on condition of anonymity, a senior adviser to Newt Gingrich has told The Huffington Post that his team’s campaign for the Republican presidential nomination is up for the idea of Gingrich and Rick Santorum linking up as running mates. Presumably Newt’s unidentified aide would want his guy at the top of the ticket—which makes […]

Rick Santorum says beloved President John F. Kennedy makes him want to “throw up”

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Rick Santorum said last Sunday that John F. Kennedy’s 1960 speech on the separation of church and state made him want to “throw up.” Santorum’s told ABC’s This Week: “I don’t believe in an America where the separation of church and state are absolute,” he told George Stephanopoulos. “The idea that the church can have […]

Arizona plans to kill a Moormann following election

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In a macabre, strange coincidence, on the day following tomorrow’s Arizona primary–in which devout Mormon Mitt Romney is expected to beat challengers Rick Santorum, Newt Gingrich, and Ron Paul–the state plans to execute a killer whose name is…Moormann. Gov. Jan Brewer, who is a Romney backer, will apparently not intervene to stop the execution of […]

Santorum: A mind is a terrible thing to use

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In recent days, as reported in the Huffington Post, GOP presidential candidate Rick Santorum has encouraged promotion of the blissful ignorance of the American public. He has suggested that going to college causes secularization–that is, it causes students to lose their faith: “I understand why Barack Obama wants to send every kid to college, because […]

Abortion debate: Rick Santorum gets real (almost) on “choice”

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In a recent interview with CNN’s Piers Morgan, anti-abortion hardliner Rick Santorum found some nuance on the question of a woman’s right to choose. Or did he? Asked in an interview for CNN by Piers Morgan what he would do if his daughter were to be impregnated by a rapist, the Republican candidate for president […]

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